Republicans are demanding singer Taylor Swift have lots of babies and submit to Travis Kelce following the announcement of Swift’s and Kelce’s engagement on her Instagram.
Pro-Trump stooge Scott Jennings announced his demands on CNN:
I think we’re on panda watch now. We — I’m just saying, I think the greatest contribution they could make to Western civilization at this point would be to have a bunch of babies and persuade all these people who mindlessly follow them to also have a bunch of babies…
We don’t have enough babies. I just think, they have a bunch of babies, it would help, you know, the birthrate.
Famous serial liar and college dropout Charlie Kirk also weighed in on the right wing Real America’s Choice:
Taylor Swift might de-radicalize herself. She might come back down to reality. I want them to have lots of children… If she ends up having children, she’ll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense.
Up until this point, that’s not a great role model for young women to wait all the way until you’re 35 and just put your career first… It’s a great chance for Taylor Swift now to get married and have a ton of children.
All kidding and sarcasm aside, this is something that I hope will make Taylor Swift more conservative. Reject feminism. Submit to your husband, Taylor. You’re not in charge.
(Sources: CNN, Real America’s Choice, Taylor Swift/Instagram)